Whiskers on Kittens by R.J. Blain
The next time a friend dared her to steal something, Kelsie would say no. Should the friend also be a succubus, not only would she say no, she would run for the nearest border faster than a bat fleeing the dark depths of hell.
Under normal circumstances, she didn’t even mind serving community service. It added spice to an otherwise boring day and gave her something productive to do.
Hoping to contain her prankster ways, the judge teams her up with a grouchy wolf of a cop with an attitude problem. According to her virus, Kelsie needs to get the good officer out of his pants. According to her common sense, the last thing she needs or wants is a goody-goody hampering her style and getting in her way.
When they’re assigned to help rescue kidnapped kittens, Kelsie knows one thing for certain: to create a Christmas miracle, she’ll do a lot more than bend the law—she’ll break it over her knee and unleash hell on Earth while she’s at it.
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Table of Content
- 1. Cover
- 2. Title Page
- 3. Copyright
- 4. Contents
- 5. 1. I hadn’t known the mouse was the size of a small dog and wore a diamond-studded collar.
- 6. 2. “You think I’m beautiful?”
- 7. 3. “Business, pleasure, or a bit of both?”
- 8. 4. Could a cop even handle my tendency to cause trouble?
- 9. 5. “Do you have that in writing?”
- 10. 6. “Is prison food half as bad as they say?”
- 11. 7. “Can you tell me what seemed weird about them?”
- 12. 8. “I’m not accepting judgment for my poor choices at this time.”
- 13. 9. “You’re some form of spotted menace, I see.”
- 14. 10. “The CPD hasn’t fired you yet?”
- 15. 11. “You’re the worrywart type, aren’t you?”
- 16. 12. “Well, that was blunt.”
- 17. 13. “Behave.”
- 18. 14. “Well, I did bark at an archangel today.”
- 19. 15. “I’m the Devil, my darling, not a fluffy angel with a morality complex.”
- 20. 16. I dreamed of ripping apart traffickers with my bare hands.
- 21. 17. How so very woe was me.
- 22. 18. The Pale Horse of Death wanted nuzzles and love, and I was powerless to defy him.
- 23. 19. “I really like this mop,” he informed me.
- 24. 20. “My darling loves when people stand up to her.”
- 25. 21. “Not just a failure, but a grand failure?”
- 26. 22. The demons and devils adored the attention.
- 27. 23. It seemed like something He would do if given a chance.
- 28. Afterword
- 29. Bonus Short: Bailey & Quinn Slice of Life
R.J. Blain
