Name: The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles by Meghan Quinn
Rating: 4 (2 reviews)
Author: Meghan Quinn

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Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
Goodness, I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I’m having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy sex scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be much tougher than expected…
This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.

Two books in one PLUS 10K bonus at the end of where Rosie and Henry are now!

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File Name:the-virgin-romance-novelist-chronicles-by-meghan-quinn.epub
Original Title:The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles
Creator:Meghan Quinn
Language:en
Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B07KD63HND
Date:2018-11-14T16:00:00+00:00
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Table of Content

1. Full Page Image
2. Copyright
3. Contents
4. I. THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST
5. 1. The Briar Patch
6. 2. The Virgin Bullet
7. 3. Porn is Science
8. 4. The Red Brick Road
9. 5. The Backdoor Ball Sac
10. 6. The Smoking Vaginator
11. 7. The Magnificent Pencil Holder
12. 8. The North Star
13. 9. Man-Milk Mutilator
14. 10. The Pussy Cat Posse
15. 11. The Squirrel Tail
16. 12. The Hyena Call
17. 13. The Gargling of Molasses
18. 14. The Best Friend
19. 15. The Melting Pot of New York City’s Finest Bodily Fluids
20. 16. The Man-Milk Shuffle
21. 17. The Worm with a Broken Neck
22. 18. The Blooms
23. 19. The Fleshy Popsicle
24. 20. The Sacrificed Lamb
25. 21. The Sexuals
26. 22. The Smell
27. Epilogue
28. II. THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST
29. Prologue
30. 23. The Titanic
31. 24. Fungal Cock
32. 25. Lucifer
33. 26. Abs and Schalongs
34. 27. Moist
35. 28. Wolf Fleece Wendy
36. 29. Penis Emporium
37. 30. Deli Meat
38. 31. Dick Dazzle Dance
39. 32. Fucking Condoms
40. 33. Man Balls Mahki
41. 34. Meerkats, Pads, and Yetis
42. 35. Pillow Beating Beelzebub
43. 36. Penis Allergies Please
44. 37. Triceratops Tits
45. 38. Beat That Meat
46. 39. Sniff, Sniff, Kiss, Kiss
47. 40. Fraggle Rock
48. 41. Bro-mander in Chief
49. Epilogue
50. III. THE PARENTING ROMANCE NOVELIST
51. Chapter 42
52. Chapter 43
53. Chapter 44
54. Chapter 45
55. Epilogue

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2 comments

Xristina T：

Finally made it to the end of the book a very long tale with some quirky funny scenes. Some crass and cringe worthy moments throughout the story but a wild ride with naive Rosie. If you can endure the long read it’s not bad but be prepared for some real life detail to a couples love.

Reply2 years ago

Funny virgin Rosie and her romance mishaps in trying to date and rid her v-card. Rosie’s crazy dates and the mess she gets herself into keeps the humour going and of course the happy ever after with Henry. At times the humour was a little out there and crass and the details of her sexual escapades is certainly educational!!! and a little cringe worthy but entertaining none the less. Part 2 dragged and spent way too much time on the details of Rosie’s bed room antics that I had to skip ahead a few chapters. I am almost at the end but will persist just to see what happens in part 3 and hopefully the antics will settle even though I suspect both Rosie and Henry will still have a little crazy in their lives. Good read with lots of humour but way too long and exhausting read. A little overload on the male appendage and Rosie’s pussy.