The Sword of Summer by Rick Riordan

Table of Content

• 1. Title Page
• 2. By the Same Author
• 3. Dedication
• 4. ONE: Good Morning! You’re Going to Die
• 5. TWO: The Man with the Metal Bra
• 6. THREE: Don’t Accept Rides from Strange Relatives
• 7. FOUR: Seriously, the Dude Cannot Drive
• 8. FIVE: I’ve Always Wanted to Destroy a Bridge
• 9. SIX: Make Way for Ducklings, or They Will Smack You Upside the Head
• 10. SEVEN: You Look Great Without a Nose, Really
• 11. EIGHT: Mind the Gap, and Also the Hairy Guy with the Axe
• 12. NINE: You Totally Want the Minibar Key
• 13. TEN: My Room Does Not Suck
• 14. ELEVEN: Pleased to Meet You. I Will Now Crush Your Windpipe
• 15. TWELVE: At Least I’m Not on Goat-Chasing Duty
• 16. THIRTEEN: Phil the Potato Meets His Doom
• 17. FOURTEEN: Four Million Channels and There’s Still Nothing On Except Valkyrie Vision
• 18. FIFTEEN: My Blooper Video Goes Viral
• 19. SIXTEEN: Norns. Why Did It Have to Be Norns?
• 20. SEVENTEEN: I Did Not Ask for Biceps
• 21. EIGHTEEN: I Do Mighty Combat with Eggs
• 22. NINETEEN: Do Not Call Me Beantown. Like, Ever
• 23. TWENTY: Come to the Dark Side. We Have Pop-Tarts
• 24. TWENTY-ONE: Gunilla Gets Blowtorched and It’s Not Funny. Okay, It’s a Little Bit Funny
• 25. TWENTY-TWO: My Friends Fall Out of a Tree
• 26. TWENTY-THREE: I Recycle Myself
• 27. TWENTY-FOUR: You Had One Job
• 28. TWENTY-FIVE: My Funeral Director Dresses Me Funny
• 29. TWENTY-SIX: Hey, I Know You’re Dead, But Call Me Maybe
• 30. TWENTY-SEVEN: Let’s Play Frisbee with Bladed Weapons!
• 31. TWENTY-EIGHT: Talk to the Face, ’Cause That’s Pretty Much All He’s Got
• 32. TWENTY-NINE: We Are Falafel-Jacked by an Eagle
• 33. THIRTY: An Apple a Day Will Get You Killed
• 34. THIRTY-ONE: Go Smelly or Go Home
• 35. THIRTY-TWO: My Years of Playing Bassmasters 2000 Really Pay Off
• 36. THIRTY-THREE: Sam’s Brother Wakes Up Kinda Cranky
• 37. THIRTY-FOUR: My Sword Almost Ends Up on eBay
• 38. THIRTY-FIVE: Thou Shalt Not Poop on the Head of Art
• 39. THIRTY-SIX: Duck!
• 40. THIRTY-SEVEN: I Am Trash-Talked by a Squirrel
• 41. THIRTY-EIGHT: I Break Down in a Volkswagen
• 42. THIRTY-NINE: Freya Is Pretty! She Has Cats!
• 43. FORTY: My Friend Evolved from a – Nope. I Can’t Say It
• 44. FORTY-ONE: Blitz Makes a Bad Deal
• 45. FORTY-TWO: We Have a Pre-Decapitation Party, with Spring Rolls
• 46. FORTY-THREE: Let the Crafting of Decorative Metal Waterfowl Begin
• 47. FORTY-FOUR: Junior Wins a Bag of Tears
• 48. FORTY-FIVE: I Get to Know Jack
• 49. FORTY-SIX: Aboard the Good Ship Toenail
• 50. FORTY-SEVEN: I Psychoanalyse a Goat
• 51. FORTY-EIGHT: Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I Have No Idea Who That Is)
• 52. FORTY-NINE: Well, There’s Your Problem. You’ve Got a Sword Up Your Nose
• 53. FIFTY: No Spoilers. Thor Is Way Behind on His Shows
• 54. FIFTY-ONE: We Have the Talk-About-Turning-Into-Horseflies Chat
• 55. FIFTY-TWO: I Got the Horse Right Here. His Name Is Stanley
• 56. FIFTY-THREE: How to Kill Giants Politely
• 57. FIFTY-FOUR: Why You Should Not Use a Steak Knife as a Diving Board
• 58. FIFTY-FIVE: I’m Carried into Battle by the First Dwarven Airborne Division
• 59. FIFTY-SIX: Never Ask a Dwarf to ‘Go Long’
• 60. FIFTY-SEVEN: Sam Hits the EJECT Button
• 61. FIFTY-EIGHT: What the Hel?
• 62. FIFTY-NINE: The Terror That Is Middle School
• 63. SIXTY: A Lovely Homicidal Sunset Cruise
• 64. SIXTY-ONE: Heather Is My New Least Favourite Flower
• 65. SIXTY-TWO: The Small Bad Wolf
• 66. SIXTY-THREE: I Hate Signing My Own Death Warrant
• 67. SIXTY-FOUR: Whose Idea Was It to Make This Wolf Unkillable?
• 68. SIXTY-FIVE: I Hate This Part
• 69. SIXTY-SIX: Sacrifices
• 70. SIXTY-SEVEN: One More, for a Friend
• 71. SIXTY-EIGHT: Don’t Be a No-Bro, Bro
• 72. SIXTY-NINE: Oh … So That’s Who Fenris Smelled in Chapter Sixty-Three
• 73. SEVENTY: We Are Subjected to the PowerPoint of Doom
• 74. SEVENTY-ONE: We Burn a Swan Boat, Which I’m Pretty Sure Is Illegal
• 75. SEVENTY-TWO: I Lose a Bet
• 76. Epilogue
• 77. Glossary
• 78. Read More
• 79. Puffin Web Fun
• 80. The Story of Puffin
• 81. Copyright Page