Shroom for Improvement by Jemma Croft
Mushroom fae Claude Stinkhorn leads an extraordinarily boring life. He works as a conductor on Remy’s underground railway, lives alone in a windowless, basement apartment, and occasionally enjoys a moderately priced chai latte. He’s never been happier.
After the death of his absentee father, Claude inherits a house. But it’s no ordinary house. It’s a mansion, it’s sentient, it’s a pain in the ass, and Claude must perform an ancient magical ritual twice a year to keep it alive.
There are just two problems. One, nobody can tell Claude what the ritual involves. Not even the property’s motley crew of occupants. And two, Claude has always sucked at magic. He needs help from an expert …
Professor Sonny Daye has been working on the same mycology paper for the past few decades, but he’s not giving up. After all, his findings could eradicate famine and help save the planet. He knows with first hand research he’ll have it finished in no time. But first hand research means talking to a mushroom fae, and mushroom fae are a notoriously tight lipped and secretive species.
Luckily for Sonny, the perfect opportunity lands directly in his lap. Which is great news, and not in the least bit weird or suspicious …
- File Name:shroom-for-improvement-by-jemma-croft.epub
- Original Title:Shroom for Improvement: A Very Silly MM Fantasy Rom Com (Mythical Mishaps Book 1)
- Creator:Jemma Croft
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0DLWD5JFD
- Publisher:Jemma Croft Publishing
- Date:2024-12-18T00:00:00+00:00
- File Size:1.501 MB
Table of Content
- 1. Copyright
- 2. Dedication
- 3. Contents
- 4. Note from Author
- 5. The Eight-Thirty From Waterside to Downtown Remy
- 6. Claude Inherits More Than a Title
- 7. Daye, S., Cassidy, M., et al.
- 8. Phallus Impudicus
- 9. Motherfucking Dimples
- 10. Pee-Bales and Neighbourly Chats
- 11. Slightly Miffed Bees
- 12. The Great Western Crested Ignoramus Bear
- 13. Emails
- 14. Mushrooms4eva!!
- 15. Further Pee-Bales and Cute Little Knives
- 16. Research Projects and Rhizome Rituals
- 17. An Abundance of Sprouts
- 18. Truth or Dare
- 19. The Solo Shower Experience That Turned Out to Be Anything but Solo
- 20. Pinky Promises
- 21. Amor Sui Vitas Salvat
- 22. Absence Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder Cum Shoot Higher
- 23. Agents of Thunder
- 24. A Very Solicited Lecture on Soil Health
- 25. A Situation Has Arisen . . . Again
- 26. The Dusty Courtyard
- 27. Williwaw in a Teacup
- 28. The Manure Room and Other Hidden Gems
- 29. The Trip Sitter
- 30. Long Shadows
- 31. The End of a Pact
- 32. Following One’s Guts
- 33. The Library
- 34. The Unique Culture of Stinkhorn Manor
- 35. When You Are Mine
- 36. Beautiful Torture
- 37. The Asshole House
- 38. The Further Adventures of a Grouchy Fae
- 39. All Aboard
- 40. Claude’s Pretty Things
- 41. Speak of the Devil
- 42. Not a Moral Kidnapping
- 43. The Earth Bells
- 44. Sentry Strip Poker
- 45. Shooting Craps
- 46. The Origins of a Mycophile
- 47. The Rhizome Ritual
- 48. The Legend of the Stinkhorn Mushroom
- 49. The CrossRealm Circular Railway
- 50. Acknowledgement
- 51. About The Author
- 52. Books By This Author