Serviced by Ruth Cardello

Utensils are for more than stirring up trouble.

Lauren gave up on love long ago. As an ER doctor, she saves lives daily and keeps her own life safe and predictable—until a set of antique silverware warms to her touch.
Suddenly, Lauren finds herself the unexpected heroine in a reverse harem tale, surrounded by three . . . no, eight World War II super soldiers who are as tempting as they are chaotic.
Falling in love with sentient spoons, forks, and knives? It’s absurd, testosterone-charged mayhem—and yet, love always finds a way.
This isn’t your typical sentient-object romance. Expect rom-com hilarity, Marvel-level action, and a poignant love story wrapped in a quirky utensil fantasy universe.

Cautionary Warning: Utensil dynamics are highly unconventional. There’s a battle brewing that can only be resolved with the elimination of Inkwell. There will be violence and heartbreak, but justice will finally be served.