Princess For All by Erin R Flynn

My name is Inez Garner… Formerly Viola Velius. I guess?

I mean, I believe it, but it doesn’t seem real without my memories. And why that name? That sounds like a bad Bond girl name. Like someone was trying for an innuendo but was too dumb and missed the mark?
Then again, given how unhinged my mother was, maybe that really was her goal?
Understandably, my head is a mess. Especially after being the one to kill my brother after his abuse of me I don’t remember.
And why do people keep saying that we should call someone named Jerry Springer? I really need to ask what that means and remind people I don’t have memories of the things they talk about.
There is never a good time for your monstrous family to appear and try and restart your brainwashing, but during the apocalypse? Really? Like… Really?
Maybe I should take a page out of my husbands’ books and just start drinking? Seems fitting.