Prettiest Psycho by Crystal North
One, two, Kookaburra’s laughing at you,
Three, four, deep in the asylum’s core,
Five, six, twisted souls in a wicked mix,
Seven, eight, lay the bodies out straight,
Nine, ten, time to drench the walls in red again.
They say I’m crazy, that I belong in this sanctuary of the damned.
But their ignorance is bliss; my soul’s whispers scream louder than all the tormented monsters confined within these walls. And I’ll make sure I get what I came here for.
Hatchet, Snow, Bones, Ghost, Honeymonster and Nightshade…silly names for silly boys who are now my favourite new toys.
They think they’re the apex predators here?
Hilarious, really, but I do love to laugh…especially when it’s accompanied by a dying gasp.
Yet, even amid the delicious chaos of killers, something isn’t right.
Soft linens and sharp edges; It’s as if they’re coaxing the darkness within me to unfurl its wings.
Who gives razor blades to the criminally insane and expects decorum?
The walls are whispering, and the strings pulled behind the curtain are darker than any crime committed within these corridors.
Here, it’s kill or be killed, and the real show is about to begin.
And trust me, it won’t end until the screams do.
Welcome to the Asylum, where the line between predator and prey blurs, and dark obsessions turn into dangerous alliances.
Are you ready to lose your sanity?
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Prettiest Psycho is a dark ‘Why Choose’ novel, featuring absolute psychopaths with zero moral compass. Yes, they’re smoking hot guys that our heroine doesn’t have to choose between, but they are completely crazy. Then again, so is she. It ends on a cliffhanger but the duet will have a HEA – as much as seven convicted serial killers are capable of being happy and in ‘love’.
- File Name:prettiest-psycho-by-crystal-north.epub
- Original Title:Prettiest Psycho
- Creator:Crystal North
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0BV2FH8TP
- Publisher:North River Publishing
- Date:2023-09-28T04:00:00+00:00
- File Size:829.067 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Full Page Image
- 2. Copyright
- 3. Contents
- 4. Blurb
- 5. Are you ready to lose your sanity?
- 6. Content Warnings and Kinks
- 7. Dedication
- 8. Playlist
- 9. Case File - Kookaburra
- 10. 1. Pistol whip me, Daddy
- 11. Case File- Snow
- 12. 2. Facefucked by a spectre
- 13. Case File - Ghost
- 14. 3. She finds the rest of us wanting
- 15. 4. She reeks of Eau de Desperation
- 16. 5. Google consensual non-consent. You’re welcome
- 17. Case File - Bones
- 18. 6. We Are Survivors
- 19. 7. They’re just giving me a steak knife for shits and giggles?
- 20. 8. Stare at me like I’m Jesus walking on water
- 21. Case File - Honey
- 22. 9. Mr Fucking Laid Back and Easy
- 23. 10. Why eat offal when you can feast on prime rib?
- 24. Case File - Hatchet
- 25. 11. It was all propaganda, brainwashing bullshit
- 26. Case File - Night
- 27. 12. His level of insanity hasn’t got anything on mine
- 28. 13. I’m choking the life out of my fucking dick
- 29. 14. Stick a fork in my vajayjay for it is done
- 30. 15. The only thing that matters is that she will die
- 31. 16. Takes more than a little strangulation to take me down
- 32. 17. How much more leeway do we have to give him?
- 33. 18. I don’t play nicely with goats
- 34. 19. Beg for me, little pet
- 35. 20. I’d rather live a lie with her, than be dead without her
- 36. 21. Emotions are for pussies
- 37. 22. I’ll skipadoodledoo the fuck off into the metaphorical sunset
- 38. 23. How have we all got it this bad after only two days?
- 39. 24. Pussy whipped twats
- 40. 25. She’s mine now
- 41. 26. Feeling like I’ve been struck by lightning on repeat
- 42. 27. No can do, fuckeroo
- 43. 28. It doesn’t taste blue
- 44. 29. I’m going to do whatever I want to you
- 45. 30. You’re the facility’s puppet
- 46. 31. I’m Smoother Than An Ice Rink
- 47. 32. It’s darker than Satan’s butt crack out here
- 48. 33. Irrefutably Marked As Mine
- 49. 34. Come With The Prick Of a Needle
- 50. 35. My Deadliest Psychos
- 51. 36. A Child of The Lord
- 52. 37. Let Me Show You Who’s Really In Charge
- 53. 38. Leaving Me Hollow
- 54. 39. They’ve All Lost The Fucking Plot
- 55. 40. Hell is murky, wet and suffocating
- 56. 41. We Don’t Belong To Anyone Because We’re A Family
- 57. 42. Snuggies
- 58. 43. You’ll Be Having My Baby
- 59. 44. Psychopaths In Tuxedos Should Be Illegal
- 60. 45. A Junky Desperate For. My Next Fix
- 61. 46. Blood Turns Me On
- 62. 47. Mixing Up Their Body Parts Like A Pick ‘N’ Mix
- 63. 48. You’re Mine Now, Little Prey
- 64. 49. The Thrill of the Hunt
- 65. 50. His Aftercare is Top Notch
- 66. 51. She’s Actually Priceless
- 67. Check Out Crystal’s Other Books
- 68. Follow Crystal
- 69. About the Author
Crystal North
