Plaidypus by R.J. Blain
After a close encounter of the hotspot kind, Nadine’s paws are full figuring out how to feed her thirsty vampire of a brother, trying to convince the CDC she actually can be a shapeshifter infected with the lycanthropy virus, and dodging the pack of crazy women out for her blood—or her brother’s body.
She’s not sure if they want her or her brother, but she doesn’t want to find out.
Nadine knows one thing for certain: her backwater town is too small for everybody coming to pay her family of two a visit. Maybe she doesn’t have a male platypus’s venomous spurs, but she’s ready to put up a fight to protect her brother, and not even the sexy plaid-clad stranger strutting his stuff is going to lure her away from home.
Assuming she’ll be given a choice in the matter is only the first of her mistakes.
Warning: this novel contains the mythical plaidypus and other deadly puns, romance, bodies, a minimum of two Canadians, and a mandatory magical adventure to Australia.
Proceed with caution.
- File Name:plaidypus-by-r-j-blain.epub
- Original Title:Plaidypus (A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) Book 19)
- Creator:R.J. Blain
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0923GQHSF
- Publisher:Pen & Page Publishing
- Date:2022-05-16T18:30:00+00:00
- File Size:395.141 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Title Page
- 2. Contents
- 3. Copyright
- 4. 1. The zombie moose was back.
- 5. 2. Our parents aren’t vampire-murdering dickheads.
- 6. 3. They’re evaluating the zombie moose’s general health.
- 7. 4. Can you confirm if I’m adopted?
- 8. 5. My brother had all the luck.
- 9. 6. I’m a queen at striking out.
- 10. 7. I had a morning wolf problem.
- 11. 8. You mean beyond her status as an undead moose?
- 12. 9. Why does the car think the truck is stupid?
- 13. 10. I’d miss the set if I left it behind.
- 14. 11. Ah, Canadians. So polite, always.
- 15. 12. So much for being a nice, polite Canadian.
- 16. 13. I was outclassed by a moose I’d killed with my truck.
- 17. 14. All in all, I couldn’t tell which one of us was the pet.
- 18. 15. Why did you leash your wife?
- 19. 16. What a pity. I have to sit here and watch a pretty woman catch a fish.
- 20. 17. What happened to playing as ponies?
- 21. 18. I’m riding the Pale Horse of Death, and nobody has died yet.
- 22. 19. The speed of moose translated to roughly a hundred and sixty kilometers an hour.
- 23. 20. I feel we’ve spent most of the day going through the universe’s biggest zoo.
- 24. 21. You want the vampires to form triads?
- 25. 22. I’m the world’s best platypus.
- 26. Epilogue: I’m a plaidypus now.
- 27. Afterword
- 28. About the Author
R.J. Blain
