Mr. Darcy Steals a Kiss (and Some Other Stuff) by Alix James
My family is about to be ruined, and the only person who can help me is a burglar whose kisses make me forget my own name.
Elizabeth Bennet
My father is a fraud. There, I’ve confessed it. Jane and I are the only ones who know that he fakes “ancient Greek vases” and sells them to unsuspecting buyers for exorbitant sums to keep our mother in pin money. I don’t even have time for flirtations and courtships like other girls because I’m so worried that someday, he’ll sell one of his fake artifacts to the wrong person.
But I never thought it would go this badly.
His latest brilliant scheme is to sell a “rare and valuable” sculpture to someone whose name starts with “Prince,” (yes, that Prince!). And that’s just the beginning of the trouble. Now, we have a burglar on the loose, a “ladyship” who wants to squeeze into the action, a pompous fool who wants to marry me just to get his hands on my father’s collection, and a royal who will not think any of this is funny.
It’s pretty sad when the most trustworthy person of the whole lot is the burglar.
Fitzwilliam Darcy
Things I have never done (until this week):
1. Broken into a house. (But I sort of had permission.)
2. Split my head open. (Totally not my fault.)
3. Pretended to be a burglar. (In my defense, it was to save a lady’s reputation.)
4. Kissed a stranger. (It didn’t affect me at all. Mostly.)
5. Paid a king’s ransom for a sculpture that may or may not be genuine. (I panicked. See above.)
6. Agreed to steal said sculpture to keep my neck out of a noose. (I’ve got nothing.)
7. Kissed a…
Perhaps she’s not a stranger anymore.
- File Name:mr-darcy-steals-a-kiss-and-some-other-stuff-by-alix-james.epub
- Original Title:Mr. Darcy Steals a Kiss (and Some Other Stuff): A Pride and Prejudice Romantic Comedy
- Creator:Alix James
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0BNK2PJJR
- Publisher:Winsome Wit Publishing
- Date:2022-12-25T18:30:00+00:00
- File Size:1.151 MB
Table of Content
- 1. Copyright
- 2. Dedication
- 3. 1. One
- 4. 2. Two
- 5. 3. Three
- 6. 4. Four
- 7. 5. Five
- 8. 6. Six
- 9. 7. Seven
- 10. 8. Eight
- 11. 9. Nine
- 12. 10. Ten
- 13. 11. Eleven
- 14. 12. Twelve
- 15. 13. Thirteen
- 16. 14. Fourteen
- 17. 15. Fifteen
- 18. 16. Sixteen
- 19. 17. Seventeen
- 20. 18. Eighteen
- 21. 19. Nineteen
- 22. 20. Twenty
- 23. 21. Twenty-One
- 24. 22. Epilogue
- 25. 23. From Alix
- 26. Also By Alix James
- 27. Also By Nicole Clarkston
- 28. Free Ebook from Nicole!