Knotty or Nice by Ines Johnson
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Nick Kringle is one of the most inventive designers of adult toys. He’s also a demanding taskmaster and wants to work through the holidays to have his newest creation ready to hit the store shelves. It’s just his luck when he finds one lone toy reviewer left lingering in the break room before the Christmas Eve holiday party. If this hot little bombshell gives his new toy a glowing review, he knows it’s ready to go into production.
Most people might think working as an adult toy reviewer is a dream job. But Muriel Geist is just faking her way through it. Still, she’s shocked when she’s denied the holiday bonus due to a poor performance review from her supervisor at Kringle Knotty or Nice Intimates. She can’t go home to her younger siblings, empty-handed for another Christmas. Luckily, when she turns to head out the door, she finds she’s standing face to face with tall, dark, and hot Mr. Saint Nick, himself.
Nick offers Muri triple the Christmas bonus to do a little overtime with his newest creation. For that amount of money, Muri’s prepared to write him a glowing review, take the money and run to the department store before it closes. Yet to her horror, her hot boss enters the review lab with her, insisting on instant feedback. It doesn’t take Nick Kringle long to figure out Muri’s deception. But the fact that she fakes her… reviews… intrigues him and makes him want to show her that not only can his toys give her pleasure, but he can as well.
- File Name:knotty-or-nice-by-ines-johnson.epub
- Original Title:Knotty or Nice (A Filthy Dirty Christmas)
- Creator:Ines Johnson
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B09HMR9QTD
- Publisher:Those Johnson Girls
- Date:2021-11-16T16:00:00+00:00
- File Size:187.445 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Title Page
- 2. Contents
- 3. Chapter 1
- 4. Chapter 2
- 5. Chapter 3
- 6. Chapter 4
- 7. Chapter 5
- 8. Chapter 6
- 9. Chapter 7
- 10. Chapter 8
- 11. Chapter 9
- 12. Chapter 10
- 13. Chapter 11
- 14. Epilogue
- 15. Filthy Dirty Christmas series
- 16. Free Books!
Knotty or Nice, part of A Filthy Dirty Christmas, was about Muriel "Muri" Geist, an adult toy reviewer, and Nick Kringle, the owner and CEO of Kringle Knotty or Nice Intimates. I don't even know where to begin with this review. The story was different, but not in a good way. The FMC, who had several relationships in the past (doesn't mention a current BF), had never obtained a release with said partners. This girl couldn't keep a job and had only been with the current company for a few weeks. But even though she was a product reviewer, she wasn't honest in her reviews because: 1) she didn't test the products, and 2) she didn't believe a woman could have an orgasm, therefore she lied each time she gave a review. That became obvious when the boss asked her to do "an emergency review" and stayed to watch. The MMC was kind of okay, but then he had to go and have sex with his employee whom he had asked to do an "emergency review" for him. That wasn't okay. That was a bit creepy, IMHO. I just couldn't enjoy the book. I gave it only a one-star rating.