Kidnapped By the Krampus by Emily Shore
Tis the season for spice…and a little Krampus magic!
TWYLA
Is Krampus real?
That’s the question burning in my investigative journalist mind as I sneak into Krampus World to learn the truth about the eccentric CEO who always wears the monstrous holiday costume. I’m definitely making the naughty list for this.
After sharing a drink with the mysterious and quiet CEO, the last thing I expect is waking up with no clothes in the most beautiful winter castle. This horned heartthrob billionaire kidnapped me!
Despite the language barrier, I soon learn that his punishments are hot enough to melt the North Pole. And there are far worse things than being treated like a Christmas princess in a Yuletide-themed castle.
As I unwrap the layers of this hooved and horned enigma, I suspect the monster may be as real as Rudolph’s red nose! And I might be falling for him faster than Santa coming down the chimney.
Well…. Monster romance is trending after all!
KRAMPUS
Don’t show them your tongue.
Don’t growl.
Don’t urge them to check your body for some nonexistent zipper.
Don’t wag your tail.
Don’t show them how well you dance in hooves.
After a century of failures to find true love, Twyla is my last chance to break the curse before the clock runs out. I will do whatever it takes to keep my little star, my light in the darkness. It turns out this naughty girl may love my monstrous punishments and the magic of my realm.
It’s not long before Twyla tangles around my heart more than twinkle lights. But can she believe a monster is her happily ever after? Will she save me from my icy fate?
Or am I doomed to be the demon of Yuletide with a frozen heart forever?
- File Name:kidnapped-by-the-krampus-by-emily-shore.epub
- Original Title:Kidnapped by the Krampus: A Holiday Monster Romantasy
- Creator:Emily Shore
- Language:en
- Identifier:MOBI-ASIN:B0CJFCM68N
- Date:2023-11-14T16:00:00+00:00
- File Size:599.038 KB
Table of Content
- 1. Title Page
- 2. Copyright
- 3. Contents
- 4. Other Works By Emily Shore
- 5. Dedication
- 6. Author’s Note
- 7. PLAYLIST
- 8. 1. You’ve been reading way too much monster smut, Twyla.
- 9. 2. Might as well be naughty. Time to unwrap this pretty present.
- 10. 3. Time for some self-help. And maybe some therapy. Or a CAT scan.
- 11. 4. There is more to Twyla’s essence than meets the eye.
- 12. 5. I’m naked in the shower with this crazy Fifty Shades of Krampus…
- 13. 6. I find my home inside her smile.
- 14. 7. I am the shiny tree Krampus is trimming.
- 15. 8. Twyla was made for me.
- 16. 9. I want to show him how I can give him a gift.
- 17. 10. “What will she think of who you truly are underneath your costume?”
- 18. 11. “Please, I need to know,” I whimper…
- 19. 12. “You can have me. Take whatever you want.”
- 20. 13. I’m totally fucked for this big demon guy and his giant candy cane.
- 21. 14. Twyla must love the monster. Every dark part of him.
- 22. 15. That cheeky Krampus devil.
- 23. 16. What sort of girl loves monsters…?
- 24. 17. This is the Krampus of legend. The stuff of children’s nightmares.
- 25. 18. She must understand what it means to be mine.
- 26. 19. Fairytales aren’t real. And I don’t belong here.
- 27. 20. “You should know monsters don’t get a happily ever after…”
- 28. 21. “Care for a drink with a stranger, my lady?”
- 29. 22. “If nothing else, I have to believe in hope…”
- 30. 23. The naughty girl vs. the nice boy.
- 31. 24. Her heart stops beating.
- 32. 25. “I need to know the truth. Does he love me?”
- 33. 26. “Did you just accuse Krampus, himself, of being…vanilla?”
- 34. 27. The best presents in life really are free!
- 35. 28. “Are you ready for me to stuff your stocking, kjaere?”
- 36. 29. “Krampus? Are we…are we stuck?”
- 37. Epilogue
- 38. Acknowledgments
- 39. THE SACRIFICE: A Dark Dragon Fantasy Romance – Book One of Her Monstrous Boys
- 40. Author’s Note
- 41. About the Author
The writing was good and I liked this up till about chapter 20. It's at that point the FMC does your typical TSTL shit. It's comes back around toward the end, but it wasn't for me.