Blitzen by Allie W. Scott

Blitzen:
Santa says I need a vacation. if I stick around home, I’ll find myself back at work in no time, so I head to a human vacation spot I’ve always wanted to visit instead. New Orleans is thick with humidity and full of holiday cheer. It’s the perfect place to hide out while I try not to think about how many days there are until Christmas. At least I’m surrounded by delicious food to distract me.

Perry:
I can’t stand this time of year. All the false joy and greenery gets me grumblier than a gator chasing a swamp boat. That’s what my best friend says anyway. All I want is to have a peaceful holiday season where I can avoid all the happy people. Too bad for me the guy who rented my spare room for the next few weeks is Christmas incarnate.