Big Package by Blake Wilder

Dear Santa,
I’ve been a very naughty girl…

Paris

California born and bred, I only came to North Pole, Indiana to spruce up and sell the kitschy shop I inherited. But then I met Joe the handyman and all of his country boy muscles and I just can’t help myself. He doesn’t do casual sex– I’m determined to do him. I refuse to leave this town without seeing his big package and spreading a little holiday cheer of the sexy variety.

Dear Santa,
I’ve been a very good man…

Joe

I’m an upstanding guy, working hard and helping to raise my nephew. But I can’t resist the hot brunette from L.A. and before I can say going down the chimney she’s got me throwing over all my rules and jumping into her bed.

Now all I want for Christmas is every night in Paris…