Big Hose by Blake Wilder

Jake: I have a big reputation, a big fire truck and a big hose…one that doesn’t hook up to a hydrant. Men in town envy me. Who wouldn’t? I’ve got women lining up to slide down my pole. I’m living a bachelor’s dream. And then a new girl moves into town…and suddenly everything I’ve always thought about relationships goes up in flames.

Hope: I’ve moved halfway across the country for a new start after being burned by a charming bad boy.
I have two goals. Thirty minutes of set-the-sheets-on-fire sex to relieve me of my near-virgin status. Then I get serious about finding the perfect dad for my son. And all that will work out perfectly when my foolish heart stops wanting the same thing as my va-jay-jay…the notorious playboy in town.